"Only enemies speak the truth ; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty."


"Maybe i am a sober, my words drunken at the emotional part but when i let you know about my feelings i’m pretty sure i was conscious"


"To avoid criticism, say nothing, do nothing, be nothing."


twwinkies:

if you had a really terrible phase where you were an offensive little asshole but you know better now i wanna let you know that i’m proud you were able to pull yourself out of that because some people just don’t know when to grow the fuck up but you did

congratulations

  • Cashier: That'll be $4.03
  • Me: I only have $4...
  • Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
  • Me: ...........
  • Cashier: ........
  • Me: what are we?